Ariana Madix made a dig at Tom Sandoval’s personal hygiene and sex appeal on Tuesday’s episode of Vanderpump Rules on Bravo.
The season 11 episode titled Line in the Sand opened with Ariana, 38, interviewing Ann to be her assistant and to steal him from her ex Sandoval, 41.
‘Things might get a little rough for me if I poach his assistant, but I mean, he didn’t respect me enough to not f*** my friend when I was at my grandma’s funeral,’ Ariana said in a confessional. ‘So I should be stealing his assistant, gleefully.’
Ann first checked in with Sandoval and told him that she was just going to help Ariana find a new assistant.
‘I would love to work for an amazing girl boss,’ Ann told Ariana.
Ariana Madix made a dig at Tom Sandoval ‘s personal hygiene and sex appeal on Tuesday’s episode of Vanderpump Rules on Bravo
Ann admitted that working for Tom ‘does have its cons’ and noted, ‘Sometimes I have to pick up his dirty socks and underwear.’
‘I don’t think that’s normal,’ Ariana said.
In a confessional, Ariana commented further on Tom’s dirty laundry.
‘I know he wears that s*** sometimes for days in a row. And then he wondered why I didn’t want to f*** him. Change your drawers, bro!,’ said Ariana who split with Tom after nine years together after learning of his affair with her good friend Rachel Leviss.
Sandoval overhead Ann’s interview.
‘Ariana already got all our friends now she has to take my assistant?’ Sandoval said in a confessional.
Ariana told Ann that maybe it would work when she gets out of the house and that they should keep in touch.
Ann then went over to Katie’s apartment and told her about her interview with Ann. She said when she was getting ready to leave that Ann was in the kitchen crying. Ariana said Sandoval was eavesdropping and ‘came down’ on Ann about it.
Ann admitted that working for Tom ‘does have its cons’ and noted, ‘Sometimes I have to pick up his dirty socks and underwear’
‘I know he wears that s*** sometimes for days in a row. And then he wondered why I didn’t want to f*** him. Change your drawers, bro!,’ Ariana said in a confessional
‘Ariana already got all our friends now she has to take my assistant?’ Sandoval said in a confessional
Ariana later flipped out when her ex Sandoval tried to talk to her at a party
Ariana was telling the group at Lala Kent’s water tasting event about how she had spoken to Sandoval’s assistant Ann about working with her and that Ann was interested.
Ariana said that the ‘attempted dog murderer was listening’ and when she left to go to Katie Maloney’s house that Ann was crying. Sandoval stopped in his tracks when he heard that.
Brock Davies asked who the attempted dog murderer was.
‘Oh, she’s referring to me,’ Sandoval, 41, said.
‘You went into my room with the door closed,’ Ariana said. ‘Do not ever f***ing do that again.’
‘He not only let Mya in my room but he locked her in there for hours,’ Ariana said in a confessional. Ariana said her dog Mya ate some chicken skewer sticks she had in her room and she spent $6,000 at the vet making sure Mya was okay.
‘You almost killed my f***ing dog,’ Ariana said. ‘Do not go in my room, that is the only safe space I have in that f****ing home because you f****ing wrecked it.’
‘Why don’t you respond to an email,’ Sandoval said.
‘My lawyer will be dealing with you and not me,’ Ariana said. ‘Get the f*** away me! Get the f*** away from me! Never f***ing look at me in the eye again you f***ing piece of s***!’
‘You’ve already got everything Ariana, you got all the campaigns and now you are going to take my assistant,’ Sandoval said.
‘Ruin my life, my home and then attempt to kill my f***ing dog by letting her in my room,’ Ariana said.
Ariana started to get upset earlier when Sandoval ran out to see if the pizza delivery guy had any ranch dressing.
‘Oh, she’s referring to me,’ Sandoval, 41, said after Ariana referenced the ‘attempted dog murderer’
Ariana said that the ‘attempted dog murderer was listening’ and when she left to go to Katie Maloney ‘s house that Ann was crying
‘Why don’t you respond to an email,’ Sandoval said
‘My lawyer will be dealing with you and not me,’ Ariana said. ‘Get the f*** away me! Get the f*** away from me! Never f***ing look at me in the eye again you f***ing piece of s***!’
‘He’s doing way too much,’ Ariana said.
‘It makes it harder to be in the background, to be a wallflower when I hear Ariana making all these comments about me,’ Sandoval said. ‘I’ve been working to rebuild relationships, but with Ariana constantly putting pressure on people to choose her, the deck is stacked against me.’
Sandoval went outside to hang with the guys and he told them about Ariana ‘talking s***’ about him to his date. Sandoval said he found it tacky. Brock told him maybe it would be better if he had a conversation with Ariana about it.
‘I don’t talk to Ariana,’ Sandoval said.
‘You guys need to figure out how to talk to each other,’ Brock said.
Ariana told them she could probably have her lawyer help negotiate for them sharing the house if Ann wasn’t there. When Ariana threatened to call 911 on Sandoval for speaking to her, Sandoval left.
Lala Kent, 33, tried to explain to Ariana that she should have a reasonable conversation with Sandoval.
Katie Maloney, 32, went outside and her ex-husband Tom Schwartz, 41, asked her if she had anything she wanted to talk about.
‘It makes it harder to be in the background, to be a wallflower when I hear Ariana making all these comments about me,’ Sandoval said. ‘I’ve been working to rebuild relationships, but with Ariana constantly putting pressure on people to choose her, the deck is stacked against me’
Lala Kent, 33, tried to explain to Ariana that she should have a reasonable conversation with Sandoval
Sandoval went outside to hang with the guys and he told them about Ariana ‘talking s***’ about him to his date
‘You guys need to figure out how to talk to each other,’ Brock Davies said
‘You dirty dog,’ Schwartz said. ‘Max? By the way, I’m not mad.’
Katie said she might have had an ‘extreme f***ed up mentality’ because she felt he had been doing her dirty for years.
‘Max is literally my best friend and you f***ed him,’ Schwartz said. ‘And you roasted me into oblivion after I kissed Raquel and she was barely in the friend group.’
‘Prior to that I asked for one thing…and you couldn’t even respect one simple wish,’ Katie said.
‘That was such a flimsy agreement,’ Schwartz said. ‘I’m sorry that I hurt your feelings.’
‘That’s the whole reason we got divorced because everything I felt was flimsy to you,’ Katie said.
‘No that’s not true,’ Schwartz said.
‘If Max is the one kind of f***-up I have, then you are so f***ing lucky,’ Katie said. ‘I’ve been pretty f***ing affable and accepting of you and letting a lot of f***ing s*** go with you all over the years.’
Schwartz asked if they could just start fresh and not delve into the past.
Tom Schwartz went over to see Brock and Scheana Shay, 38, at their house. Brock earlier blurted out that Schwartz’s ex Katie was hooking up with other people
‘It is f***ing hypocritical that is one of my closest friends,’ Schwartz said.
‘Maybe it’s tit for tat,’ Scheana said.
Katie Maloney, 32, went outside and her ex-husband Tom Schwartz, 41, asked her if she had anything she wanted to talk about
‘You dirty dog,’ Schwartz said. ‘Max? By the way, I’m not mad’
Katie said she might have had an ‘extreme f***ed up mentality’ because she felt he had been doing her dirty for years
Schwartz asked if they could just start fresh and not delve into the past
Tom Schwartz went over to see Brock and Scheana Shay, 38, at their house
‘Maybe it’s tit for tat,’ Scheana said
Katie told Ariana that she didn’t feel bad about what happened with her and Max.
‘I was truly in the mindset of just f*** it,’ Katie said.
Ariana and Katie got a text reminding them of Lala’s water tasting event. Ariana said she was not looking forward to the fact that Sandoval would be there.
‘She is really going out of her way to understand something with him,’ Ariana said. ‘Part of her own healing journey, I suppose.’
Ariana said it was not possible with this group of friends to avoid completely being in a room with Sandoval.
Ariana also put together a list of all the furniture she bought in the house.
Later, the group met for a beach day in Venice. Schwartz and Sandoval talked about how they were going to a singles event. Ariana didn’t appreciate them talking about that in front of her.
Katie told Ariana that she didn’t feel bad about what happened with her and Max
‘She is really going out of her way to understand something with him,’ Ariana said. ‘Part of her own healing journey, I suppose’
Ariana didn’t appreciate them talking about that in front of her
James Kennedy, 32, drew a line in the sand and pointed out which was Ariana and Sandoval’s side.
Sandoval then told everyone that he didn’t fire his assistant Ann, but just told her to take a few days off.
Someone asked who was taking care of the animals without Ann around and Ariana said she was a great pet parent and also that the pets were hers. James asked Sandoval if he agreed with that.
‘No,’ Sandoval said.
‘I paid the adoption fees,’ Ariana said.
‘Are you going to fight her?’ James asked.
‘James, I don’t know, man,’ Sandoval said. ‘It was the one bill Ariana paid.’
‘Mya’s my dog,’ Ariana said in a confessional. ‘I paid for everything that has to do with her. I’m the only one that has taken her for a walk. I’m the only one that has ever given her a bath.’
James Kennedy, 32, drew a line in the sand and pointed out which was Ariana and Sandoval’s side
‘According to you Ariana since you paid all the adoption fees…and my people did the loan,’ Sandoval said.
‘Stop speaking to me,’ Ariana said. ‘Stop speaking to me!’
‘You’re speaking to me’ Sandoval said.
‘I want him to literally get eaten by sharks,’ Ariana said. ‘He’s the one who ruined my entire f***ing life.’
Ariana got upset that none of the guys were putting Sandoval in check and that it was ‘really disrespectful.’
‘I’m not saying that Ariana needs to forgive and forget, but I just think maybe it would be better if Ariana released some of this anger,’ James said in a confessional. ‘It’s probably just consuming a lot of her life.’
Lala told her she needed to understand that Sandoval was in defense mode.
‘According to you Ariana since you paid all the adoption fees…and my people did the loan,’ Sandoval said
‘Stop speaking to me,’ Ariana said. ‘Stop speaking to me!’
‘You’re speaking to me’ Sandoval said
‘Lala, I don’t need you to play devil’s advocate,’ Ariana said.
‘He’s never going to f***ing be sorry, remorseful or one f***ing iota of any of that,’ Ariana said. ‘And you guys keep shoving him down my f***ing throat!’
The show ended with a To Be Continued message.
Vanderpump Rules will return next Tuesday on Bravo.