About 48 hours after Daily Mail broke the news that putrid pedo Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell wants to spill her foul guts to Congress, some very powerful Republicans are saying: Bring it on!
‘If she’s willing to testify, we have to call her into the Judiciary Committee and put her under oath and have her testify,’ Judiciary subcommittee chairman Josh Hawley told reporters on Tuesday.
Fellow judiciary subcommittee chair Mike Lee seconded that, saying, ‘If she were to testify, it would answer a lot of questions that would put this into perspective.’
Perhaps feeling left out, resident House loon Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett piped up.
When he’s not chasing UFO cover-ups, he’s getting to the bottom of child-sex ring cover-ups. Bananas Burchett sent a letter to House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer demanding that they, too, invite Grisly Ghisly to testify.
So, what sparked this Maxwell Trutherism?
About 48 hours after Daily Mail broke the news that putrid pedo Jeffrey Epstein ‘s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell wants to spill her foul guts to Congress , some very powerful Republicans are saying: Bring it on!
‘If she’s willing to testify, we have to call her into the Judiciary Committee and put her under oath and have her testify,’ Judiciary subcommittee chairman Josh Hawley told reporters on Tuesday.
This Daily Mail reporting: ‘No-one from the government has ever asked her to share what she knows,’ a source close to Maxwell exclusively squeaked on Sunday. ‘She remains the only person to be jailed in connection to Epstein…’
Ain’t that the truth.
Ep-stain Jeff ‘killed himself’ awaiting trial and don’t forget about the French Connection. Modeling agent-turned-pimp Jean Luc Brunel was found dangling in his Parisian prison cell three years after Dead Jeff.
Epstein also allegedly told one of his most outspoken victims, Virginia Giuffre (also recently deceased), that he’d slept with ‘1,000 Brunel girls.’
Jeff and Jean can rot in hell. But Ghislaine should sit for Congress.
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Ghislaine is ready to reveal truth about the 'pedo client list'
She’s the only known Epstein co-conspirator still above ground, so it might be a good time to get her story. And since she’ll be staying at the Greybar hotel for the next 20 years, what does she have to lose?
Moreover, what do Republicans have to lose?
If there’s nothing to see here, then let it all out. Or as MAGA maverick Congressman Thomas Massie told me exclusively, ‘I guess Ghislaine Maxwell should be getting a pardon because it’s a “hoax” now.’
Ouch, Tom. But Trump is savvy enough to know that Massie and others are speaking on behalf of the president’s base supporters.
This Epstein debacle has driven a previously unimaginable wedge between Trump and his MAGA faithful. Maxwell’s testimony would be an opportunity to slow this runway conspiracy train.
The drama even spilled over into last weekend’s Turning Point USA conference – the largest gathering of conservative virgins in the world.
There podcasting pinup Megyn Kelly raged, ‘This is the first big scandal, I’d say, of the Trump administration… it’s not a fake news media scandal like the left tries to create for President Trump every other day. It’s one of the right’s making and it’s not going well.’
Ep-stain Jeff ‘killed himself’ awaiting trial and don’t forget about the French Connection. Modeling agent-turned-pimp Jean Luc Brunel (picture, right) was found dangling in his Parisian prison cell three years after Dead Jeff. (Pictured: Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein and Jean Luc Brunel on Epstein’s private plane)
Look, Ghislaine should never see the outside of a prison yard, unless her keister is parked in a chair in a committee room, then back to the pokey with her! (Pictured: Ghislaine Maxwell running outside at Federal Correctional Institution in Tallahassee)
Indeed, everyone from President Trump to Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino dined out on the Epstein conspiracy while they were free to speculate. But now that they’re in office, they’re like the dog that caught the car.
Attorney General Bondi, the blondest person to ever occupy the office, has taken the brunt of the blowback after her Justice Department botched the handling of his poisoned potato.
‘I’m sure it’s a relief for Pam Bondi to hear the president is still in her corner,’ Megyn tweeted. ‘Unfortunately, huge swaths of the party are not. She repeatedly misled on Epstein. Then didn’t have to courage to explain herself. Suddenly she’s camera shy & no Qs allowed. Good luck!’ (Hmm… I’m starting to think recovering-lawyer Megyn may be angling for a new job.)
This sure is U-G-L-Y!
There is also the Elders of Zion-adjacent rumor, stoked by Megyn, Charlie Kirk and others, that Epstein was an agent for Israel’s Mossad. And that he could also launch roller skates out of his shoes if he ever needed to make a fast getaway. (Oh wait, that’s Inspector Gadget).
Ghislaine’s dad, Robert Maxwell, was plagued by the same such Mossad scuttlebutt after he mysteriously fell off his yacht, darkly named ‘The Lady Ghislaine.’ His naked corpse was fished out of Spanish waters.
That particular conspiracy was further exacerbated by a dubiously sourced claim that a US attorney was advised to give Epstein a plea deal for child rape back in 2008, because Epstein ‘belonged to Intel.’
Geez, it’s easy getting sucked down this rabbit hole.
All the more reason for Republicans to pump the brakes.
Former Epstein lawyer Alan Dershowitz’s recent opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal has gone a long way toward resolution.
Attorney General Bondi, the blondest person to ever occupy the office, has taken the brunt of the blowback after her Justice Department botched the handling of his poisoned potato.
‘Epstein never created a “client list,” he writes. ‘The FBI interviewed alleged victims who named several “clients.” These names have been redacted. They should be disclosed but the courts have ordered them sealed. I know who they are. They don’t include any current officeholders. We don’t know whether the accusations are true… I have seen nothing that would suggest anything improper or even questionable by Mr. Trump.’
Sorry, Democrats. No silver bullet there.
Dershowitz went on: ‘I have absolutely no doubt that Epstein never worked for any intelligence agency. If he had, he would surely have told me and his other lawyers, who would have used that information to get him a better deal.’
Sorry, Megyn. That was good while it lasted.
Look, Ghislaine should never see the outside of a prison yard, unless her keister is parked in a chair in a committee room, then back to the pokey with her!
But, as Dershowitz makes clear, ‘the truth is out there’ to borrow a line from Tim Burchette’s favorite show.
It’s long overdue that someone exposes it.