Handbags at dawn!
Megyn Kelly let rip on Thursday at the future Mrs. Jeff Bezos – Lauren Sanchez – after the raven-haired supervixen was pictured in Milan last weekend wearing a stupendous push-up corset and grandma’s black doily over her unmentionables.
Kelly, the long-lost Fox News legend who is no stranger to vixenhood, slammed the thigh-baring President of the Jeff Bezos Fanclub as dressing ‘like a hooker’ and took issue with her, ahem, less-than-natural-looking augmentations.
‘You’re dating [one of] the richest men in the world. Try to be a little classy,’ she fumed. ‘She’s got the Kim Kardashian lips, she’s made her nose so skinny, it looks like a pencil now.’
Talk about sisterhood!
Megyn Kelly let rip on Thursday at the future Mrs. Jeff Bezos after the raven-haired supervixen was pictured in Milan last weekend wearing a stupendous push-up corset and grandma’s black doily over her unmentionables.
Kelly, the long-lost Fox News legend who is no stranger to vixenhood, slammed the thigh-baring President of the Jeff Bezos Fanclub as dressing ‘like a hooker’ and took issue with her, ahem, less-than-natural-looking augmentations.
Now, disclaimer: I worked with Kelly as an anchor at Fox for years and she was always unflinchingly kind, professional… and uber-glamourous.
She etched a template for how women could boss up a man’s world through brains, empowerment, humor and, yes, beauty. Everyone admired her.
Now she heads-up her super successful podcast and is making a killing doing it – but not without leaving a few bodies in her wake.
My question is: What’s Sexy Sanchez ever done to snatch Kelly’s fiery attention the same way she snatched Jazzy Jeff from MacKenzie Scott so many parties ago?
It’s not like Lauren is being held against her will (like crazed Kanye’s poor Bianca) by this former nerd turned Dr Evil gym fetishist.
No, she seems not only willing but eager to globetrot like hot snot on his $500million super yacht the way any of us would if we snagged life’s diamond-encrusted turkey.
Nor is she a high-horse riding moralist eager to shape the tastes of young girls everywhere. She’s minding her own in the Med on perma-vacay, in D&G hoochiewear, that ginormous ‘I blacked out’ engagement ring, and with the tautest of tanned frames.
And before we reach for the smelling salts, how much more tacky, tasteless or nearly nude are her fleshy displays than any other slinky starlet these days?
I’ll tell you one thing for certain: If I were the arm candy dripping off the newly beefed arm of a multi-b-zillionaire, I’d be shaking my care-free assets at every port on the planet for the salivating paps.
What’s Sexy Sanchez ever done to snatch Kelly’s fiery attention the same way she snatched Jazzy Jeff from MacKenzie Scott so many parties ago?
I’ll tell you one thing for certain: If I were the arm candy dripping off the newly beefed arm of a multi-b-zillionaire, I’d be shaking my care-free assets at every port on the planet for the salivating paps.
I’m sick and tired of these unkempt money men like Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk who pretend to hate their lottery lot because they’re not cool enough to know how to spend it.
Wire it to Lauren! She knows what’s good.
Ostentatious wealth and seemingly doing nothing for work are on everyone’s ‘In’ list for 2024.
Lozza and Big Boy Bezos are also clearly obsessed with each other (and their own pecs and reflections, apparently) – and good for them. Finding love again in mid-life isn’t always a walk in Milan.
So, if they want to waltz around every neighborhood like it’s the red-light district, I’m not getting in their way.
Would you love your fiancé more if he had a few hundred bil lying around and a ship with a front-mounted siren fashioned in your own likeness? The answer is hell yes.
Both stunning, successful and media-savvy senoritas, Kelly and Sanchez aren’t too dissimilar. Megyn’s best-selling 2016 memoir was titled ‘Settle for More’ – Lauren, it seems, has done just that.