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alert-–-four-bedroom-house-on-sale-for-450k-brutally-mocked-over-its-‘monstrosity’-interior-which-looks-like-a-‘greige-hell’Alert – Four bedroom house on sale for £450k brutally mocked over its ‘monstrosity’ interior which looks like a ‘greige hell’

 A four bedroom house on sale for £450,000 has been savagely mocked over its ‘monstrosity’ interior which looks like a ‘greige hell’.

The semi-detached property in Whitchurch, Bristol, includes two bathrooms, a garden, gym, bar, swimming pool and hot tub.

But it has been mocked for its giant mirrors that fill the walls, out of style candleabras and overwhelming grey aesthetic that engulfs the entire house. 

The ground floor features an open-plan kitchen, dining, and lounge area, where the room is completely decked out in grey right down to the picture frames.

The kitchen dons a deer’s antlers on the wall by the sink.

The grey velvet chairs even have silver door knocks on them and the floors feature glossy white tiles like you would find in a bathroom.

Then there is the gym brandishing astroturf, vine leaves on the ceiling, a deer’s head on the wall and an England flag.

The house takes a breath away from grey in the bar room as well as master bedroom’s ensuite, which has brown tiles with a white shower and toilet.

The other bedrooms are all head to toe in the drab colour with velvet beds and even grey sheets to match. 

While the garden boasts more astroturf, two grey sheds but some real plants.

The property on Rightmove has been branded ‘monstrous’ for its ‘greige’ interior.

One reddit user said:  ‘Oooh we’ve got a Mid Level Greige Boss here!

‘A bar, door knocker chairs, a random England flag AND a gym!

‘No “Live, Laugh, Love” decals or Tommy Shelby wall art though, so I’d say just a mid-to-upper range adversary on the way to the Final Stage Greige Boss.’

A second said: ‘They left one of the bathrooms not grey and there are some actual real plants left in the garden so I think they have more destruction to do.’

A third: ‘Far too colourful for me. Needs more grey to balance it out.’

One worried for children living in the lifeless home: ‘Are two of those rooms for kids? If they are, those poor kids are living in greige hell.’

Others also couldn’t stand the odd choice to buy chairs with door knockers on them: ‘What is with this sudden obsession regarding chairs with door knockers on them? Is it supposed to look posh? 

‘Will they be putting letterboxes on their tables next?’

Many continued to disagree with the owner’s design choices: ‘So many houses look like this, some people love it but I find it tacky it puts me off the house.’

‘Needs a bigger mirror somewhere. That floor to ceiling monstrosity is lonely. Preferably gilded in grey silver or smoke to match the rest of it,’ one joked.

‘I imagine the estate agent had a tough conversation at some point explaining that, although they had spent tens of thousands ‘renovating’ it ‘to the highest standard’, every single buyer wanted a discount to rip it all out again,’ another said. 

While others were also stunned at the choice to use shiny tiles over hard floors: ‘I like a hard floor because carpets are gross, it’s so much easier to keep a hard floor clean.

‘However you’d have to be some kind of sadist to want shiny white tiles EVERYWHERE. You’d have to clean them constantly or it’d look disgusting. 

‘Every speck of dust, every hair that fell from your head, every bit of dog kibble and child substance would stand out like a little dirt beacon.  I’d hate myself if I’d made this life choice.’

Suprisingly, the house wasn’t hated by all: ‘Honestly as someone that doesn’t really care all that much about aesthetics and decor, this would be pretty perfect. You could presumably move right in and be setup within a couple days.

‘As another person said though, for this to be this cheap in Bristol then this surely must either have issues or be in a super rough area.’

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