Alert – Catfight! Kim Kardashian gets ATTACKED by Karl Lagerfeld’s feline Choupette while secretly plotting to take $13 million pet to Met Gala

Kim Kardashian’s secret plan to take late fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat Choupette was dashed after the Birman feline literally took a swipe at her.

The 42-year-old Kim revealed on last week’s episode that her plan was to take Choupette as her date to the Met Gala, where the 2023 theme was Karl Lagerfeld, the German fashion designer who passed away in 2019 and left a whopping $1.5 million to the cat in his will.

Kim was on a whirlwind trip to London and Paris with her son Saint and his soccer friends, when she got a chance to meet Choupette in person… but it did not go well. 

‘So we just left London, and our next leg on our soccer tour is to Paris, to see Paris Saint Germain play, and while I’m here, I have a little meeting with Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, because Choupette is supposed to be my date for the Met. I want to spend some time with her, get to know her, and just see if we vibe,’ Kim says in confession. 

Later in the episode, Kim tells the camera, ‘I am going to the Met with Karl Lagerfeld’s cat as my date and I’m so excited. Since I’m here on this soccer trip, I figured it might be the perfect place to come meet Choupette.’

‘Guys, is this cat gonna like me?’ Kim says, adding she’s nervous, adding, ‘I literally feel like I’m going on a blind date.’

She meets Lucas Berullier, the cat Choupette’s agent, and Françoise Caçote, Choupette’s caregiver.

Francoise holds up the Louis Vuitton cat carrier holding Choupette, as Kim adds in confession, ‘I did my first fashion shoot ever when North was in my belly, with Karl Lagerfeld shooting it and we shot a few times after. I mean, he’s a legend, and I get what an honor it is to bring his baby Choupette.’

Francoise brings the white-haired cat to the couch Kim is sitting on, as Kim gently pets the cat, saying gently, ‘Hi baby.’

‘What a beautiful cat,’ Kim adds, but as Kim keeps petting her, Choupette turns her head away and hisses before turning to Kim and hissing again.

‘Don’t worry, she won’t do anything to you,’ Kim is told, as she laughs it off and says, ‘Oh it’s OK, I act like that sometimes too.’

Kim adds in confession, ‘I think Choupette is playing hard-to-get, maybe she just has to warm up, you know?’

‘She is feisty,’ Kim says in the room, adding in confession, ‘Choupette is really key to my whole vibe for the Met this year, so if we don’t vibe, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I just hope she warms up to me… cause this wouldn’t be cute.’

Kim is still with the cat, lowering her finger and saying softly, ‘Please don’t bite me,’ but the cast hisses again and Kim pulls her hand back.

The cat’s agent admits, ‘she’s not the biggest cuddler,’ but every time Kim tries to lower her hand over the cat, she hisses.

Kim adds in confession, ‘So I’m getting a little bit nervous and I think I just fully wanna pivot. There’s so many factors I think could be negative, especially with the cameras and the people. Even if she’s scared from the cameras and not me. I don’t know if it’s fair to Choupette, so I think I realized really quickly that, Choupette, we’re not a match, so I’m not bringing her to the Met,’ as they show Kim trying to hold her and she hisses again.

While Choupette – who has a reported net worth of $13 million – didn’t go to the Met Gala, actor/singer Jared Leto did actually dress up AS the cat during the bash. 

This week’s episode begins right where last week’s episode left off, after Khloe Kardashian asked her mother Kris Jenner what her ‘mindset’ when she cheated.

Kris was left flabbergasted, clearly not expecting her 39-year-old daughter to bring up her 1989 affair with Todd Waterman, which her husband Rob Kardashian ultimately found out about leading to their divorce in 1991.

‘You’re asking me?’ Kris asks, as Khloe responds, ‘Yes, who the f**k else am I talking to,’ as last week’s episode came to an end.

This week’s episode starts with Khloe saying, ‘When you did that, with my dad, and you had four kids, and you had a family, this whole thing. Yes, I know you were really young, which is a big factor.’

The affair reportedly started in 1989, when Kris would have been 34 years of age at that time, with Kris adding, ‘I think being really young and dumb is something that plays into it because you don’t really understand the consequences of your actions.’

Khloe then asks, ‘But what was my dad not doing that made you want to look elsewhere?’

Kris responds, ‘I don’t know because he was such a great husband and such a great dad and I think that I fell into a situation where I thought that the grass was greener somewhere else. And I made a huge mistake. That’s like my life’s biggest regret.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘When I got divorced, Robert and I became best friends. We talked on the phone all day long, helped each other through things all the time and I did have regrets. I thought, ‘Wow, what was I thinking?’ So I just want Khloe to be really careful when she makes these decisions and she has to let somebody go.’

Kris adds back at home, ‘You know, I’m not proud of the way that I behaved at that time, but you know what, everything happens for a reason. I really do live my life by thinking God has a plan and without that whole thing happening, there never would have been Kendall and Kylie.’

Kris then sighs and tells Khloe, ‘I just want you to be happy,’ as Khloe says, ‘I already have my happily ever after with my kids. I’m totally happy. When you have a partner, you know, I always put that person first, and I don’t want to put anyone first but my kids. Life is short. My kids ar this age only for…’ as Kris finishes, ‘a minute.’

‘Literally a blink of an eye. And I am proud of myself for being with them, like diving into them as much as I have because it’s really easy to just be like, ‘No, someone else do it.’ That’s not what I want to do in my life right now and it’s not who I’ve ever been.’

Kris adds, ‘But how amazing for your kids and how amazing to have this experience with them and be so present, because a lot of people aren’t.’

Kris says in confession, ‘I move very fast and make decisions quickly. Khloe taking her time, that’s amazing, and I understand where she’s at, and I think it’s at a really healthy place. She is one of the strongest people I’ve ever met.’

Khloe tells Kris, ‘I want to just enjoy my life with them and if I find a guy, then I’ll find a guy. That’s not my top priority, but I genuinely don’t want anything right now. I don’t want the responsibility of another person right now, so give me time.’

‘Deal,’ Khloe says, as the episode transitions to Paris, where Kim Kardashian is on a European soccer trip with son Saint and his friends.

They show Kim in the van with her son and friends, as Saint says he needs to find his phone, while Kim reflects on being a single mom in confession.

‘I think I’m still learning how to be a single parent and I just did the Jay Shetty podcast where I spoke about parenting and, I mean I should be used to it now, but everyone had a lot to say,’ Kim said in confession.

They show clips of her podcast appearance where Kim says, ‘I’d say parenting is the thing that has taught me the most about yourself. It’s a really hard task when you have four kids and they all want to be put to bed at the same time. I think it’s just those nights when you can’t divide yourself and you have to just work with what you have.’

They then show headlines about her appearance, as she admits in confession, ‘The struggles that my kids go through really have nothing to do with the amount of help that I have. Obviously, having nannies and a chef to help cook is beyond helpful. It’s all about family and enjoying these moments. It takes a village to raise kids, but at the end of the day, your kids only want you.’

The episode cuts back to Kim in the van with Saint and his friends, as she talks on the phone and says, ‘The boys are having the best time. Playing soccer in the hallway, and they’re having so much fun. David Beckham sent them jerseys, they’re living it up. I wish my boy thought I was the coolest mom ever.’

She asks the rest of the boys if she’s, ‘the coolest mom ever,’ and Dillon and Riley agree, but one says his mom is the coolest, as Kim says, ‘I’m cool being the second to your mom, guys,’ as long as my boy thinks I’m the coolest mom ever,’ as he smiles and snuggles next to her.

‘The one thing everyone has in common is just the amount of time that we have, and I’m raising four kids and I split my time with my work, my family, my four kids, and I want to make sure my kids have 90% of that,’ Kim says in confession.

They all arrive at their Paris hotel, as Saint is heard saying, ‘I love my mommy’ as they all get out of the van.

The episode cuts back to Los Angeles, as Scott Disick examines a home with a friend, as he sees a piece of marble on the wall and comments, ‘Why does it always look like a vagina, in th middle? Look at that, it’s magnificent.’

They’re met by Kendall Jenner, who says in confession, ‘I still very much have an interest in flipping homes,’ as Scott asks if she’s still thinking about doing this and she says, ‘Yeah.’

She adds in confession, ‘I’m here at one of Scott’s properties that he’s been working on for a while, just to kind of check it out, and I leave right after and I’m going to Paris for work.’

She tells Scott and his friend, ‘This is gorgeous,’ as Scott says, ‘This is the life of building, if you want to get into it.’

‘You’re not scaring me,’ Kendall insists, while Scott adds, ‘Did you know I might have to get back surgery from that car accident I was in?’

That clearly shocks Kendall, who turns to Scott and says, ‘What?’ as Scott adds, ‘My back sucks.’

He adds, ‘I was with Mason and we were out on the little dirtbikes and he was asking me to teach him how to wheelie. So I was wheelying for him and I fell backwards right onto my tailbone, and now I’ve got dual back problems.’

Kendall adds she needs someone to help her with her dog, Pyro, who is three years old, as Kendall says, ‘He’s just wild. I’m having serious issues with him.’

‘He’s just… so much… like I swear he has like separation… like really bad separation anxiety and he’s just a wild guy. He’s like… I have anxiety and I think he has anxiety.’

Scott adds, ‘You’re freaking out over him and getting more anxious,’ as Kendall adds, ‘Maybe I’m the problem, I don’t know. Maybe he feels my anxiety. I could be the problem.’

Scott asks, ‘Do you have that much anxiety?’ Kendall responds, ‘Yeah, I’ve been really bad lately.’

Scott asks, ‘Lately worse than ever?’ Kendall responds, ‘Yeah. It’s one of the reasons why I’m like actually scared to have children.’

Scott adds, ‘You can’t not have kids because of it but it is scary,’ as Kendall adds, ‘Honestly, the scariest part for me is I’m like, am I just gonna get worse throughout life? Cause I feel it’s like worse than ever right now and I’m just like the older I get, is it just gonna get worse and worse and worse?

Scott adds, ‘I had it really bad and it got better,’ as Kendall admits, ‘Yeah, I hope, I hope.’

Back in confession, a producer asks, ‘How old were you when your anxiety started?’

Kendall admits, ‘I think I was about like 8, from what I remember, but I thought there was something physically wrong with me, like I made my mom take me to a heart doctor and a lung doctor and a brain doctor and all these people because I thought something was wrong with me, and at that time, too, like, people didn’t really talk about anxiety the way they do now. I never knew that that’s what that was until later in life being like, ‘Oh, that’s what that was, that whole time,’ and I had no clue.’

Back at the house, Scott insists, ‘Everybody’s got a problem,’ as Kendall adds, ‘Yeah, I think that’s the common misconception. It’s like we’re all human and we all feel everything.’

Scott adds, ‘Yeah, and it sucks people judge when, how the f**k would you be anxious when you’re pretty, you have money, you work, you have a great job? Yeah, great, I have all those great things on paper, but I don’t feel great, so f**k you.’

Kendall adds in confession, ‘I have definitely struggled with a little bit of guilt for even feeling anxiety or feeling unwell because I do have a lot of blessings and I am a really lucky person, but we all have s**t to a certain degree, so I think just a little more compassion would be nice.’

Kendall tells Scott, ‘I’m also such a control freak so I wish I could like fix it or stop it like immediately.’

Scott adds, ‘I think everybody in the family are control freaks,’ as Kendall admits, ‘I know. I think we get that from Kris Jenner.’

‘I mean, she’s a controller, that’s for sure,’ Scott says, as the episode transitions to Khloe’s house as she gets ready for daughter True’s 5th birthday.

‘It’s the best day of your life, huh,’ Khloe says, as True and Rob Kardashian’s daughter Dream are seen jumping on a trampoline.

‘We are celebrating True’s fifth birthday. True, you’re gonna be five, right Dream? Miss True, what do you wanna say to the camera?’ Khloe says… as True just walks away.

Khloe adds in confession, ‘I know my life is crazy stressful, but, when it comes to my kids, no matter what it is, I know how to leave everything at the door and I just immerse myself in kidland.’

True’s father/Khloe’s ex Tristan Thompson is also there, saying into the camera, ‘You know, it’s my baby girl, lil Tutu’s fifth birthday, so it’s exciting being able to have all the cousins here and… it’s my mom’s birthday today, so I think it’s a good way of… yeah, you know… I’ve got my angel in heaven, I’ve got my angel on Earth, so we’re celebrating both today. It’s a special day for me and the family.’

Tristan adds, ‘You know, it was Khloe’s idea, so the fact that she brought it up and said, ‘Hey, for your mom’s birthday, instead of it being like a heavy day, why don’t we do it as True’s birthday party, your mom’s birthday, so incorporate it in one, so it means a lot.’

A newly-blonde Kourtney Kardashian arrives with husband Travis Barker, while Kylie arrives wih her son Aire.

Kris arrives while Kourtney gives Kylie a hug as Kourtney says, ‘Love you, I’m like so exhausted I can’t even stand up.’

They release and Kylie nonchalantly asks, ‘Are you pregnant?’ and Kourtney just says, ‘No.’

Meanwhile, Khloe is holding her new son Tatum, who seems to be fixated on a boom mic hovering above them.

‘A boom. Boom. Boom. Boom,’ Khloe says while bouncing the transfixed child up and down, as one of Khloe’s friends says, ‘Get used to it.’

Kourtney tells Kris she can’t have any sugar, as Kris says, ‘Well they have backpacks. You can put your name on one. No sugar added.’

Meanwhile, Tristan tries to adjust a necklace Khloe is wearing but she likes it the other way, as they toast with pink cups.

‘I can’t believe my girl is five and every year it gets more and more special and I feel like we just had her fourth birthday, the kitty birthday, like in a blink, so it’s nuts how quickly time flies and I just want to savor every single moment with her. She’s just my little angel and I just love her so, so much,’ Khloe says in confession.

Khloe is filming True getting a ride for her birthday while Tristan checks in on her and she says, ‘Yeah, I’m great.’

Her grandmother MJ asks Khloe, ‘Is he driving you crazy?’ Khloe responds, ‘I mean, yes and no. I mean, it’s liveable. I’ve survived this long,’ with a laugh.

The episode cuts back to True’s birthday party, as Kris announces there is a ‘real shark’ there while Kris mingles with Tristan and Tatum.

‘You’ve gotta love a great kids’ birthday party and I am such a sucker for a great party favor. Happy birthday, True. I love you,’ Kris says into the camera.

Back in confession, a producer tells Khloe, ‘Your mom and Corey are hopeful for a future for you two.’

‘I think it’s probably really confusing to people, because Tristan and I get along so well, but I think other people want more and I just… I know where I’m comfortable, and I’m comfortable where it’s at right now, which is a modern family. It’s really f***ing weird. It’s weird.’

Back at the party, Corey Gamble calls Tristan, ‘Daddy of the Year, best father, best father award,’ as Tristan says, ‘I try.’

Corey adds, ‘In the house, all the energy you bring to the house, and all then all the positivity, and then with the kids and everything that’s going on as a whole, it’s like, your house gonna be finished then Khloe gonna be crying.’

Tristan adds, ‘I’m two steps away so I can always come back,’ as Corey says, ‘So that’s good for everybody, the kids and everything.’

Tristan looks at Tatum and says, ‘When Papa’s at the house, the house is whole, right papa?’

Elsewhere at the party, Kris asks Kourtney if she wants coffee and Kourtney says she doesn’t drink coffee, adding she’s ‘soy-free, sugar-free,’ and Travis adds, ‘Free of everything, babe,’ as Kourtney adds, ‘Alcohol-free.’

Khloe adds in confession, ‘Tristan is moving out this week, and it is bittersweet. Like my biggest fear, initially, is about True. Tatum’s too young to know what’s going on, but True, is this gonna f**k her up? That she’s basically, her memory has never remembered her dad living with her, then all of the sudden, he’s living with her and puts her to bed every night and she has this great relationship and I don’t do anything that’s going to be damaging to her. I guess it’s destined that parents are gonna screw up their kids at some point, but I want to try to avoid screwing up my daughter as long as possible.’

True starts taking some whacks at a teal pinata as Khloe exclaims, ‘Wait! How can you start without the mom!’

Khloe adds in confession, ‘There’s just been a lot of sadness with losing Tristan’s mom, Andrea, and trying to acclimate Amari into just a new life, essentially. It’s just been a lot.’

They all cheer True on as she takes whacks at the pinata, adding in confession, ‘Today, having it be such a joyous day, it’s been magical,’ as True breaks open the pinata.

‘Where you’re just not even thinking about anything too heavy, because we’re at a five-year-old’s birthday party,’ Khloe adds in confession as they all sing Happy Birthday to True.

‘I’ve loved every bit of today. The happiness and balloons and everything just make you happy, so I don’t know, maybe I threw this party for myself, but I needed it, whatever it is, I needed it,’ Khloe says in confession.

The episode shifts back to Paris as Kim and the rest of the moms and kids arrive at the Paris Saint Germain stadium.

‘We are here at the Paris Saint Germain field. All their favorite players play here. It’s just such an amazing experience, this is like a dream come true,’ Kim says in confession.

Saint and his friends all pose in front of the Paris Saint Germain logo, as Kim says they should all name their favorite player as they all say, ‘Mbappe!’

The kids are all referring to 24-year-old soccer superstar Kylian Mbappe, who plays for Paris Saint Germain.

Kim and the moms and kids are all lead out onto the pitch, as Kim says into the camera, ‘We are on the pitch, in Paris at the PSG game. This is crazy. Saint is like freaking out.’

Kim adds in confession, ‘Seeing the players run out and the boys like light up screaming their names and all the fans are going crazy and screaming for all the players, like it’s such a fun experience, that they’re here on the field, they get to say this all. They’re freaking out.’

They’re shown to their suite, where they find Neymar Jr. jerseys, another star player for PSG, waiting for them.

‘Guys, we’re living it up in Paris!’ Kim exclaims in the suite, while Kim listens to the announcer and says, ‘I don’t know what he said but I heard him say Mbappe!’

Kendall meets Kim in their suite, adding in confession, ‘I’m in Paris because I am working with a new brand. I’m working with L’Oreal, and I’m here to do our first round of big shoots and I have four full days with them.’

Kim tells Kendall they’re going to, ‘meet the players after the game,’ as Kendall continues in confession, ‘Kim happened to be in Paris at the same time taking all her kids to a soccer game, so I rushed out of a fitting and I’m here.’

Kim switches seats with Saint as Kim says, ‘So you can get to know your Auntie Kendall better.’

The game ends and Kim gets a video call from superstar Neymar Jr. as Kim explains in confession, ‘Neymar is out sick with surgery but still Facetimed my kids, it’s so nice.’

Kim gets with all of the other moms and proclaims, ‘Soccer moms, we did it!’

She adds, ‘We’ll do it the same time next year,’ as one of the moms adds, ‘But only if you guys behave.’

The boys all meet PSG goalkeeper Keylor Navas and defender Marquinhos, as Kim adds they all have to get, ‘really good grades’ if they want to come back.

Allison says, ‘What do we say to Auntie Kimmy?’ as Saint rushes up and hugs her and says, ‘Thank you mommy!’

‘You know, Saint, he has his like soccer league that he’s in, but he’s never scored a goal. First game back, scored three goals in the first game. I feel like he was so inspired. That’s like a little win. When we got home I was so proud of him,’ Kim says in confession, as they show all of the boys hugging Kim.

The episode cuts back to Los Angeles where we see Kourtney doing a photo shoot at her home with her new blonde hair.

Family friend Simon Huck is there as well as Kourtney poses with supplements through her Lemme line.

‘Lemme is growing. We are coming up with new products all the time,’ Kourtney says in confession.

She is seen in a video, ‘We are making my world-famous smoothie, but we are using some Lemme Sea, our Irish Sea Moss.’

She shows how make the smoothie, joking, ‘this is really good content here,’ while showing off her, ‘very specific blending technique.’

‘I start slow… so I go like slow to high, really high, and back down till it’s like really slow,’ Kourtney says of her technique as Simon jokes this is, ‘just another day in the Lemme office.’

Kim gets changed from her more revealing look to a casual colorful look before sitting down for another video.

Simon says he loves her shoes – a pair of blue pumps – as Kourtney says, ‘They were actually part of my Halloween costume one year.

The Halloween costume was from 2021 when she went as Patricia Arquette’s Alabama Whitman opposite Travis Barker as Christian Slater’s Clarence Worley from Barker’s favorite film, Tony Scott’s 1993 classic True Romance.

The video is where Kourtney reads, as a producer describes, ‘some really funny mean tweets,’ as Kourtney says in confession, ‘Shout-out to all the haters.’

Kourtney says she’s about to fall asleep but she doesn’t want caffeine because she’s on the, ‘craziest thing’ of no caffeine or no sugar.

Kourtney starts reading the tweets, including one that reads, ‘Can the Kardashians just retire?’

‘That would be nice,’ Kourtney responds, while another showed Kourtney wearing a shirt for the band Agnostic Front, asking, ‘Does she even know who they are?’

‘Absolutely not. It is a shirt from my husband’s closet,’ Kourtney says, while another tweet says Kourtney never eats her supplements on camera… while she was actually eating one at the time, before spitting it out on camera.

Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I think like silly criticism doesn’t bother me. I think when people get really extreme and hateful and are like so intense about it, it’s a little jarring, I think. But silly criticism is just funny.’

After the video shoot, Simon asks what they’re doing for her birthday, as Kourtney reveals she thought they were going to be in New York for SNL, but they’re not, ‘because of his finger.’

She adds that they will be on tour during their anniversary, as Simon adds, ‘I know, I keep forgetting about this crazy world tour you’re going on.’

‘Travis has his Blink-182 tour coming up. I am definitely going to as many shows as possible,’ Kourtney says in confession.

She yawns and says she’s ‘tired thinking about it’ as Simon insists she’ll need caffeine for the tour… ‘and just for every day.’

The episode cuts to Scott Disick, who is in a vehicle that Kris Jenner gets into, saying he’s, ‘living the life of luxury… at 5 o’clock in the morning,’ as Scott says he’s, ‘so hungry.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘Scott’s having an epidural today, because I reached out to Dr. Snibbe and he put us in touch with Dr. Zhang, who’s going to do the epidural.’

Kris explains the doctor they’re going to see is on, ‘Dr. Snibbe’s recommendation’ as Scott jokes he’ll, ‘snib it right off.’

Kris adds, ‘It’s not like you’re getting a vasectomy or anything. Wait, have you had a vasectomy?’

‘Yeah. That’s why I f**k all these random girls… I’m just kidding, I don’t have one,’ Scott says, as Kris says it’s ‘so early’ for that kind of humor, apparently.

Scott admits he was, ‘too scared’ to get a vasectomy since he might decide that, ‘later down the road, maybe I might wanna have more kids or something.’

They arrive at the doctor’s office, as Kris tells the cameras that they’re in the office where she had her hip replacement surgery.

Kris tells the staff, ‘Now listen, ladies, I have a little announcement to make. This one gets a little cookie after he wakes up from anesthesia, we apologize in advance.’

Kris says in confession, ‘You know, Scott doesn’t have much of a filter without anesthesia. It’s not pretty. He’s just a little wild, you know. Some people might take that the wrong way, and in today’s day and age, you don’t wanna take any chances.’

Kris tells Scott to ‘behave yourself’ as Scott announces, ‘but if any of you are up for it, to take care of me,’ as Kris says, ‘Stop, we’re gonna get sued.’

While he’s getting ready, Kim calls and says she wanted to make sure he wasn’t there by himself.

Kris tells the camera, ‘I love Scott so much and I would do anything for him and he’s like my son so he’s not gonna be showing up to something like this by himself,’ as Scott says he’s going as Kris says he’s going to be great.

‘I know Scott’s in good hands and I have a busy day. I’ve got things to do, but I’m out, but I know he’s in a safe place,’ Kris says in confession.

‘Who’s gonna watch him when he wakes up?’ Kris says with a laugh.

Scott is wheeled back, extremely groggy, as one of the workers asks Scott who’s picking him up today.

‘I thought Kris was, but I guess she left,’ Scott groggily says, as the worker says she had to go back to the office.

‘Do you wanna drive me home?’ Scott randomly asks the woman but she says, ‘I’m sorry I have to stay at work.’

‘It’s that goddamn new hip. She’s running around like Sonic the Hedgehog,’ Scott adds, while calling Kris.

‘You’re done?’ Kris asks, while Scott bemoans, ‘You left me?’ as they show footage from ’17 minutes ago’ of Kris saying, ‘I love Scott and I would do anything for him.’

Scott tells Kris, ‘Maybe I’ll see you over one of the holidays this year’ as Kris laughs.

The episode transitions to Scott’s home the next day, where he meets up with Kendall, who asks how he’s feeling and how his back is.

‘It feels OK. I’m gonna rest today, I think, get some ice, chill. Your mom was thinking about me. She came with me. The procedure was 15 minutes. I woke up, she wasn’t there,’ Scott says as Kendall can’t help but laugh.

‘That was nice. I love you, I love you… I’ve gotta get going,’ Scott says, mimicking Kris, as Kendall keeps laughing.

‘You wake up anesthesia and you hope that your like mom is standing there and she’s like, ‘I think I’ve actually got a meeting,’ Scott says.

‘Honey I love you, you’re gonna do great, I’ve got to get running. It’s 5 in the morning. Where are you going? No one’s even up. I’m like, at 5? What are you doing?’ Scott jokes, as Kendal says, ‘She’s insane.’

Kendall adds, ‘By the way, don’t take it personal. She would do it to me,’ as Scott adds, ‘I’m surprised she came for the ride! I was excited enough for that. She didn’t even have to walk in.’

Kendall adds, ‘It’s always, ‘I’ve gotta go film,’ saying she, ‘loves that excuse’ to get out of certain things.

‘Every time I’m like, ‘Reality show! You’re allowed to pick up your phone. You’re allowed to talk. It’s part of the show,’ Scott says.

Kendall adds in confession, ‘I loved the conversation Scott and I had the other day, and I know he’s been feeling a little anxiety lately, as have I, so I set up a little sound bath for us. I thoroughly enjoy them. I find them very helpful, just to chill me out, calm me down.’

Kendall explains, ‘A sound bath is where you lie down and close your eyes and someone comes and plays crystal singing bowls for you. And it’s very soothing and meditative.’

Scott tries to sit down and has trouble with his back, as the woman says she wants them to, ‘set an intention, privately to yourself.’

Kendall asks if there’s a ‘new moon tonight,’ as Scott jokes, ‘I’ve gotta cancel that dinner.’

‘What I encourage you to do is, you know how you can feel like a subwoofer in your body?’ the woman says, but Scott is confused.

‘I just don’t get it, I’m sorry. I wanna get it, I wanna feel the boom,’ Scott says as the woman brings a tuning fork over as Scott keeps trying to crack jokes.

She applies the vibrating tuning forks to his chest and back as he says, ‘That’s cool.’

‘Scott will not shut up, he can’t sit still, and I can’t say that I’m shocked,’ Kendall says in confession.

‘But there’s like the sounds that affect your brain in a certain way that literally like calms you down,’ Kendall explains.

The woman starts using a gong as Scott says he likes it and she adds, ‘Feel free to lay there as long as you need to,’ as Scott is snoring.

Kendall adds in confession, ‘I may never do another sound bath with Scott again. No offense to him, but I would love if he continued to do them on his own, but I prefer to do them by myself.’

Scott jokes, ‘I feel like a new man, I felt the boom’ while leaving.

The episode cuts to Khloe, who meets Malika Haqq for dinner at Il Fornaio, as they hug and Malika’s earring gets linked with Khloe’s and it gets yanked out.

Khloe says she hasn’t eaten yet today and she hates everyone, adding in confession that Malika will, ‘give it to me straight and she’ll tell me how she feels but it’s always said with love.’

Malika asks if she’s like this ‘every day’ and asks if she does not have ‘any joy’ but Khloe says she does.

‘Yeah, when I see my kids,’ Khloe says, as Malika asks if Tristan is still at her house.

‘No, he has moved into his home,’ she tells Malika, while adding in confession, ‘Tristan has officially now moved out and he is at his home, a block away from mine. Tristan just like walks over to do carpool in the morning with the kids, like he’s still very much there, and me and Tristan never shared a bedroom or anything like that, so it’s sort of the same thing, but he’s at a different house. Once the kids are asleep, he goes to his house and I stay at mine.’

Malika says, ‘He didn’t wanna go,’ as Khloe admits, ‘No, I didn’t think he wanted to go, but his house flooded, his mom just passed away, and when all of that happened, obviously I was like, OK, we got this, like you move in here and it just kept taking longer and longer, how long they were there for, which was fine. It was so good for him and True, so good for him and Tatum, all of that. It was interesting for him and I because prior to that, Tristan and I were barely talking and then I was just thinking, how do I like, how do we go back to normal now?’

Malika adds, ‘I would really like for us to do something fun together. I think we should go to Home Goods. I think we should go to Target. I think we should go to the Four Seasons, have lunch, get a massage, then I think we should go out. You need to do a little bit more for you. You’re like the life of the party.’

‘I’m still the life of the party,’ Khloe insists, as Malika asks, ‘What party? What party do you go to? You have to go to a party.’

‘One day you have to get back out there,’ Malika says, as Khloe insists, ‘And I will, it’s just right now, I’m so f***ing overwhelmed with just life.’

‘You have to practice the thing you want to become eventually. After awhile, you start to go, you know what, I can do all of these things and still do some things to make Khloe smile and give me something else to talk about outside of my kids and Tristan and Amari and tragedy and all the… like you’ve gotta give yourself something else.’

Khloe adds in confession, ‘I really appreciate how much people want me to get out and socialize and leave my house. I know it makes me sound like a crazy person, but that’s not what is best for me right now. Like, where am I even going? What do you guys want me to do? What’s out there? I don’t think anything that great, not right now.’

Khloe explains to Malika, ‘My mom called me over to her house and we were just chatting about a bunch of things and she was like, ‘Don’t get mad, I just wanna talk to you,’ and I typically know that’s something about either why am I such a recluse or like my romantic life.’

Malika adds, ‘It’s interesting that people keep saying that to you. It’s interesting.’

‘I mean I love my mom for so many reasons but one of the main things that it’s so beautiful about her is how forgiving she is and how a lot of us are in my family, but her specifically for being a mom, but if someone did what Tristan did to my daughter, I would probably castrate them, and smile doing it,’ Khloe tells Malika.

‘What happened between me and Tristan, I’ve been cheated on by many people, I’ve dealt with it, I’ve got it. This other situation was the most wild thing and it’s not only finding out he had someone else pregnant, but while I secretly had my own surrogate pregnant, never in a million years would I have been… like I would have thought that. Cut to, then this whole year goes by, my son’s not even one yet, and look how much has changed. I didn’t speak to Tristan at all for six months, not even about the kids, but like now look. Now we’re back to being really good friends. Like I wanna date someone. Not now, I’m exhausted,’ Khloe tells Malika.

Khloe adds in confession, ‘What do they say, to get over somebody, you have to get under somebody else? Like I’m sure that’s obviously a really easy route, and you’re definitely distracting yourself as to what you need healing from. Someone’s form of healing is not my form of healing, and that’s not right or wrong. But I just need to do what speaks to my soul, and if I felt like going out, if I felt like dating, and if I was open to that right now, I would do it. There’s nothing holding me back, I just genuinely don’t have these feelings right now.’

Back at dinner, Khloe says, ‘But I wanna date people, I think? And see what’s out there. I want to feel proud when I go into a room and I’m with my man and I don’t think everyone’s laughing at me for being a weak bitch for staying with someone.’

Malika says, ‘You are the furthest from a weak woman. It takes a very strong woman to forgive people. It takes a very strong woman to be hurt multiple times by the same person and still smile in their face. There’s nothing weak about that. I don’t care what anybody says.’

Khloe adds, ‘In an ideal world, I wish I was married and that, you know, we had our family together, like that’s what everyone wants, but I’m not attracted to Tristan… like I’m not like…’ as Malika says, ‘Wow. That’s a big say. You’re still attracted to him…’

Khloe says, ‘No, I know he’s a very handsome… no no no, he’s so handsome, he’s a beautiful statue of a human, but I can’t think about like kissing him on the lips, like none of that would… it’s just not in my wheelhouse.’

Malika adds, ‘Maybe think about it this way. Maybe you might wanna try to save your family. Maybe you might want to give this a shot despite…’

Khloe adds, ‘But I’ve tried to save my family a couple times, and, you wanna make God laugh, tell him your plans. Guess what buddy, I’ve got no more plans. Stop laughing at me. I just want like my life a little bit.’

Malika asks, ‘So it’s not never?’ hinting there might be a chance she’d let Tristan back into her life romantically.

‘I don’t know, I don’t know what it is, it’s definitely not now,’ Khloe says with a sigh, as the episode comes to an end.

The preview for next week’s episode shows Kris taking grandkids True and Stormi on an adventure, when Khloe shows up and ‘hijacks my date with my grandkids.’

The preview also shows Kim telling her family that she decided to do a TV show called American Horror Story.

‘I know, I have to slow down, but I can’t. I’m about to go to Pelican Bay and visit a prison there,’ as she’s told, ‘Nobody comes here, definitely not a Kardashian.’

She’s talking with some of the inmates while telling Malika Haqq, ‘this is what I want to teach our boys.’

The preview also shows Khloe telling Kris, ‘Mom, you f***ed up big time with me,’ as Kris insists, ‘I did not f**k up big time with you.’

Khloe says in confession, ‘There’s issues that I have with my manager, not my mom,’ as Khloe tells Kris, ‘Who cares about my wounds?’

Kris insists, ‘OK, I get the point,’ as Khloe adds, ‘You’re never f***ing heard and she likes to patronize me.’

‘No, you’re misunderstood, OK, cause you’re just somewhere else, OK? You’re spiralling,’ Kris says as the preview comes to an end.