Kim Kardashian tried to find a fountain of youth with longevity expert Bryan Johnson, which lead to an awkward conversation about erections on The Kardashians.
Kim, 44, revealed at the start of the episode that they are having dinner with the 47-year-old Johnson, a venture capitalist whose company acquired Venmo for $26.2 million in 2012… and then sold it to Paypal in 2013 for $800 million.
For the past few years, the 47-year-old been focused on anti-aging efforts, launching Project Blueprint in 2021.
She said in confession that she was, ‘really excited to learn more’ from Johnson, but perhaps she learned too much, particularly when he boasted about how his ‘nighttime erections’ were now ‘better than the average 18-year-old.’
Kim, Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner met with Johnson for dinner, as Kim admitted she was ‘obsessed with my biological age’ after taking the Horvath test last season.
The conversation took an awkward turn when Johnson mentioned how erections were ‘vital’ to improving one’s age.
Kim Kardashian tried to find a fountain of youth with longevity expert Bryan Johnson, which lead to an awkward conversation about erections on The Kardashians
Johnson (right) boasted to Kim, her mom Kris Jenner (pictured left) and Khloe about how his ‘nighttime erections’ were now ‘better than the average 18-year-old’
Johnson introduced the family to an ‘electromagnetic device for muscle contraction,’ adding women will use that after giving birth.
‘I thought I might as well sit on it here, and it seemed like every time I woke up, I was erect,’ Johnson admitted.
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He added that discovery took them down ‘a rabbit hole of nighttime erections as a biological age marker,’ as the family wasn’t quite sure how to react.
Kris admitted in confession, ‘I don’t necessarily need to know everything about what happens to someone in the middle of the night.’
Khloe asked, ‘It’s healthy to have multiple erections at night?’ Johnson responded, ‘Yeah, it’s a significant marker of health overall.’
Khloe admitted in confession that she has, ‘no idea what to do with that information,’ as Johnson added that his nighttime erections, ‘improved to better than the average 18-year-old,’ as Kris awkwardly said, ‘Congratulations!’
Kim said in confession, ‘I mean, listen, it’s like a scientific thing. I’m not judging,’ joking they were all ‘losers’ for ‘giggling over erections.’
Johnson began by telling the family that he his, ‘speed of aging is slower than 99.9% of 18-year-olds, so I have become the most biologically-measured human in history.’
He told them how after trying a ‘electromagnetic device for muscle contraction’ he noticed that ‘every time I woke up, I was erect’
He added that discovery took them down ‘a rabbit hole of nighttime erections as a biological age marker,’ as the family wasn’t quite sure how to react
Khloe asked, ‘It’s healthy to have multiple erections at night?’ Johnson responded, ‘Yeah, it’s a significant marker of health overall.’
Kim said in confession, ‘I mean, listen, it’s like a scientific thing. I’m not judging,’ joking they were all ‘losers’ for ‘giggling over erections’
Johnson began by telling the family that he his, ‘speed of aging is slower than 99.9% of 18-year-olds, so I have become the most biologically-measured human in history’
They went to a ‘super veggie’ dinner Johnson’s team had prepared, as the longevity expert added nothing in the dinner was, ‘cool or fun or nice to have. Everything has a specific objective.’
He showed her abdominal pads that provided the equivalent of doing 20,000 sit-ups, as Kim admitted in confession that her ‘motivation’ for this is, ‘I pray and hope for my kids, I’m as mentally with it as possible, for as long as possible… and if it provides less wrinkles and tighter skin I’m all for it also.’
They went to a ‘super veggie’ dinner Johnson’s team had prepared, as the longevity expert added nothing in the dinner was, ‘cool or fun or nice to have. Everything has a specific objective.’
Johnson added, ‘Every calorie has to fight for its life and every calorie has to do a specific job inside the body, and if it doesn’t, it can’t belong.’
Khloe didn’t ‘get it’ but Johnson told Kim he’s, ‘happier and more fulfilled and energized than I have been in my entire life.’
‘What I’m trying to demonstrate is the future of being human. We figured out that death was no longer inevitable,’ Johnson said to an awkward silence, as Khloe wondered if they can be ‘immortal.’
Kris asked if there was anything that he indulges in from time to time but he insisted that is ‘gone,’ adding he has his ‘final meal of the day at 11 AM, as Khloe said, ‘Holy crap.’