Mon. Dec 23rd, 2024
alert-–-ephraim-hardcastle:-prince-harry’s-attempts-to-get-his-security-detail-reinstated-are-being-watched-by-prince-andrew,-whose-daughters-beatrice-and-eugenie-lost-their-own-full-time-officersAlert – EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Prince Harry’s attempts to get his security detail reinstated are being watched by Prince Andrew, whose daughters Beatrice and Eugenie lost their own full-time officers

Prince Harry’s attempts to get his security detail reinstated are being closely watched by his uncle, Prince Andrew, who was dismayed when his daughters Beatrice and Eugenie lost their own full-time security officers.  

Their penchant for frequent holidays did nothing to help tame a royal security bill estimated to be in excess of £100 million. 

Andrew must have been fuming when his own security was removed after being demoted like his nephew from being a full-time royal.  

Prince Andrew was dismayed when his daughters Beatrice and Eugenie lost their own full-time security officers

Prince Andrew was dismayed when his daughters Beatrice and Eugenie lost their own full-time security officers

Andrew is closing watching Prince Harry's attempts to get his security detail reinstated

Andrew is closing watching Prince Harry’s attempts to get his security detail reinstated

Fortunately, the King has helped out by apparently digging deep to pay for private security at Royal Lodge. 

Should Harry get his security back, Andrew, says a source, will surely be squeaking up for bodyguard reinstatement.

 

Unconvinced after Lionesses keeper Mary Earps was voted BBC Sports Personality of the Year, Piers Morgan complains about two of England’s women footballers winning SPOTY in successive years. 

England and Manchester United goalkeeper Mary Earps was voted BBC Sports Personality of the Year after she helped guide England to the final of the World Cup in

England and Manchester United goalkeeper Mary Earps was voted BBC Sports Personality of the Year after she helped guide England to the final of the World Cup in

The England keeper won the Golden Glove for her performances, but presenter Piers Morgan things thinks that there are 'many men more deserving'

The England keeper won the Golden Glove for her performances, but presenter Piers Morgan things thinks that there are ‘many men more deserving’

‘Last year, Beth Mead was deserved winner because the Lionesses won the Euros, but this year they lost the World Cup Final and failed to qualify for the Olympics. Many men more deserving. Sporting superstars with great personalities like Rory McIlroy, Frankie Dettori and Ronnie O’Sullivan have never won it.’

 

Seatless ex-Tory MP Peter Bone long enjoyed innuendo-laden references to wife Jenny when she was regularly name-checked in Parliament. David Cameron particularly enjoyed making cheeky references to ‘satisfying Mrs Bone’ and ‘giving pleasure to Mrs Bone’. 

MP Peter Bone separated from his wife in 2016 after starting a romance with a younger woman

MP Peter Bone separated from his wife in 2016 after starting a romance with a younger woman

Then in 2016 Peter separated from his wife after embarking on a romance with physio Helen Harrison, 20 years his junior. The juvenile jokes evaporated. Was that a relief to Mrs Bone?

 

Dame Mary Berry, pictured, reveals her curious festive gift-sharing habits with husband Paul, telling Waitrose magazine: ‘On the breakfast table, we leave each other a card with nice words inside, and ‘IOU’.

Dame Mary Berry revealed that she sometimes jokes with husband Paul about what she wants for Christmas

Dame Mary Berry revealed that she sometimes jokes with husband Paul about what she wants for Christmas

‘Then when we’re on holiday, or when we see something we want and it’s a luxury – a special outfit, or a huge flowerpot – I’ll say, ‘I’d like that for last Christmas.’

 

Aspiring rock star Harry, Duke of Beaufort, divorced his first wife, the actress and environmentalist Tracy Ward, to wed his mistress Georgia Powell, former Daily Telegraph obituarist.  

How does Harry, formerly Bunter Worcester and bespoke warbler with band The Listening Device, now get on with Tracy, mother to their three grown-up children? 

The Duke of Beaufort lives in a palatial Badminton estate. He is divorced

The Duke of Beaufort lives in a palatial Badminton estate. He is divorced

‘She still lives in the rather charming house in Badminton village we once shared,’ he tells Tatler. ‘Which is a minor irritation every time I drive past.’  

Yo Ho Ho and a Merry Christmas to you Bunter!

 

Due back in cinemas next year playing an aged Henry VIII with sixth wife Catherine Parr in Firebrand, Jude Law relied on a more well-nourished ‘bottom double’ for a sex scene. 

One Cannes preview critic bluntly compared Jude’s jumbo false bum to a ‘giant, shaved a**e of a sheep’. As Jude didn’t say: ‘Ewe are awful!’

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